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[verydurable]

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

Comments

[crosshisheart]

[Hisoka told me to come meet you]

Hello! You're Hisoka's friend?

[lunadickery]

If you insist. I think I can now see why you believe it possible to be friends with Hisoka.

[crosshisheart]

It's possible to be friends with anyone.

[lunadickery]

...I cannot advocate reaching out to him, for the odds that he attack you are great. Despite that, I feel you'll continue try nonetheless.

[Because your idealism has caused a lack of common sense and self-preservation skills-WHAT KIND OF TRAP IS THIS ANYWAY]

[crosshisheart]

I promised Jade I wouldn't seek him out, but I won't ignore him if he approaches me. That would be mean.

[lunadickery]

It would also be rather mean of him to attack you.

[crosshisheart]

But he's an assassin.

[lunadickery]

That doesn't make it all right.

[crosshisheart]

He doesn't have anyone and maybe he's never not been an assassin.

[lunadickery]

[THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE IT ALL RIGHT]

How true. Perhaps you're right.

[crosshisheart]

So he just wants to get people he wouldn't want to hurt.

[lunadickery]

[Hisoka sent you to torment me, didn't he?]

Of course.

[crosshisheart]

[quite possibly]

Alright!

[lunadickery]

[Knew it]

Then I wish you luck in your...endeavors.