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[So it is early morning somewhere in camp ... aka all of camp. What up, CFUD? THIS IS YOUR GENERAL DAY IN THE LIFE POST TO ABUSE LOVINGLY.]

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[tearsinnajar]

He is. Maybe you can meet him someday. You'll probably be climbing over stuff and getting shot at in no time.

[eaglecocktail]

I dunno, I've gotten a ton of that recently. I liked pouring shots better, but it's kind of late to go back to that.

[tearsinnajar]

Maybe I should pack you up and take you back home with me. There's the slightest chance he'd listen to that coming from his own voice.

[eaglecocktail]

[he laughs]

Hey, what's to say he won't convince me what he's doing is fun? It sounds a little less serious than trying to save the world.

[tearsinnajar]

Save the world, huh? ... We've done that a couple of times.

[eaglecocktail]

Oh? From what, out of curiosity?

[tearsinnajar]

This is going to sound completely crazy, just so you know.

[eaglecocktail]

Try me.

[tearsinnajar]

The first time we stopped a merc from taking and selling off the cursed treasure of El Dorado, which could turn people into some scary as hell creatures. It looked like the Germans tried to weaponize it in World War II, but it must have backfired on them.

The second time a crazed Serbian war criminal was trying to make himself and his armies immortal by using a mythological jewel from Shambhala.

And of course, both times my camera broke.