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[cfud_anon]

[THIS SURE IS AN ANON CONFESSION POST. your character feels STRANGELY COMPELLED to offload whatever's really concerning them. Camp sure is strange like that! Maybe someone will be able to help with their concerns in a helpful and meaningful way! ... or, as is more likely, someone will fail and/or troll, but it is the thought that counts.]

Comments

[cfudanon]

Sometimes I find myself thinking it would all be easier if I were a celibate monk and then I end up horrified at myself for hours. That's the stuff my nightmares are made of. And yet, the men around me are completely and utterly stupid. What do, helpful internet denizens?

[cfud_anon]

Buy one of those body pillows with an anime dude printed on it?

[cfudanon]

Not a bad idea. "Hey honey I'm dumping you for a hug pillow." ... "both of you." Yeah, that might help.

[cfud_anon]

I'll bet hug pillows never expect you to remember anniversaries.

[cfudanon]

I usually remember anniversaries by trying to break up, but yeah, I guess a hug pillow also doesn't have issues with commitment.

[cfud_anon]

Not unless you accidentally get a possessed one, no.

[cfudanon]

That would be just my luck.

[cfud_anon]

Maybe you can find some religious dude to exorcise it for you as soon as you get it.

[cfudanon]

We are getting extremely hypothetical here...

[cfud_anon]

It's always a good idea to plan ahead, though!

[cfudanon]

Right. Then, can the priest be hot, single, and not celibate?

[cfud_anon]

I don't see why not.

[cfudanon]

Excellent. Now we're getting somewhere.

[cfud_anon]

Glad I could help!

[cfudanon]

Yeah, much appreciated.