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Nov 27, 2011 07:58

[THIS SURE IS AN ANON CONFESSION POST. your character feels STRANGELY COMPELLED to offload whatever's really concerning them. Camp sure is strange like that! Maybe someone will be able to help with their concerns in a helpful and meaningful way! ... or, as is more likely, someone will fail and/or troll, but it is the thought that counts.]

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cfud_anon November 27 2011, 01:53:33 UTC

didnt understand alot of this but you sound like your in the middle of a divorce

cfudanon November 27 2011, 01:58:51 UTC

Technically that would require having been in a relationship of that sort in the first place, and one of the basic issues at hand is the fact that this, in fact, is not the case. But the situation is similarly complicated, yes.

cfud_anon November 27 2011, 02:08:40 UTC

oh so you wanna get with someone, huh

i got mucho of experience w/ this so yoou just listen close and take my advice, alright

cfudanon November 27 2011, 03:08:46 UTC

I'm all ears.

cfud_anon November 27 2011, 03:18:52 UTC

k so first of all you wann a sit him down n be like
"baby we gotta work things out. we got to or were gonna spend the rest of our lives thinking back on this and hating ourselfs because if we dont do it today itll never get done"

then you lay him down and you carress his balls

cfudanon November 27 2011, 03:39:25 UTC

I am writing down every single word of this.

cfud_anon November 27 2011, 03:45:01 UTC

yiou better be, homes

okay next you gotta whisper in his ear how much you like his dick. all guys wanna hear bout their dicks, its a true fact

cfudanon November 27 2011, 03:51:41 UTC

Duly noted. I shall keep that fact in mind.

cfud_anon November 27 2011, 03:55:57 UTC

o man your like one of those stuck up chicks arent you

cfudanon November 27 2011, 04:31:25 UTC

I'm actually not a girl at all.

cfud_anon November 27 2011, 04:35:37 UTC

wait so your a dude whos in love with another dude

... anole?

cfudanon November 27 2011, 04:45:13 UTC

No, my name is not Anole.

cfud_anon November 27 2011, 04:52:05 UTC

anole is my gay bud so its cool i can keep giving advise it just woulda been kinda weird if you were him

cfudanon November 27 2011, 05:00:56 UTC

Do go on.

cfud_anon November 27 2011, 05:05:21 UTC

uh... okay so after you tell him about his dick i guess you should be like "see this is the kind of awesomesauce youd be missing if you didnt let me get all up on that. if sex wasnt b& here i'd do so many dirty things to you"

then you tell him the dirty things

cfudanon November 27 2011, 05:24:52 UTC

"Awesomesauce."

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