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[cfud_anon]

[THIS SURE IS AN ANON CONFESSION POST. your character feels STRANGELY COMPELLED to offload whatever's really concerning them. Camp sure is strange like that! Maybe someone will be able to help with their concerns in a helpful and meaningful way! ... or, as is more likely, someone will fail and/or troll, but it is the thought that counts.]

Comments

[cfudanon]

You should watch porn with your boyfriend. It'll help him work things out and make the whole sexual frustration thing more interesting.

[cfudanon]

Thank you for the advice, but it is unnecessary and unwanted.

[cfudanon]

So what is wanted?

[cfudanon]

I don't think that is any of your business.

[cfudanon]

Mmhm, just what I thought. You could do to take a little of my advice. Normally I don't give it out for free.

[cfudanon]

I don't . . . I don't want to . . .

[cfudanon]

My guess is that you're just as confused as he is. So take some time and educate yourself.

Jesus, who knows where you'd be without me? I really am a fucking saint.

[cfudanon]

Wow, you really are girly. No wonder he's confused.

[cfudanon]

Boy dates effeminate boy.

Boy can't figure out if he still likes boobs or if he ever did.

It's actually pretty simple.

[cfudanon]

You're not. And the generic effeminate Asian thing knocks a few extra points off your ability to look good, because really, you all look the same.

[cfudanon]

Whatever. At least your boyfriend will now discover the wonders of porn and maybe a support system, since he clearly can't find it in you.