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[unguilding]

[if you're in a cabin with an unlocked door (or a place not a cabin with no door or WHATEVER), some white-haired guy is just walking in]

Hello! Can you tell me where to go so I can find a cabin to sleep in? It's been a few days, already.

[so what are YOU doing the moment your privacy gets invaded?]

Comments

[stillyouridol]

[I've been sitting on this bed, practicing hand sewing for days. ...But I still have time to give you a Look]

[nocturnemission]

[Sniiiiiff]

...What?

[stillyouridol]

That's disgusting! Laundry! You should definitely be doing laundry!

[nocturnemission]

I'm going to, jeez! I just have to sort the clean from the dirty first.

[stillyouridol]

...Why would the clean ever be on the floor?

[nocturnemission]

Well, I mean, if you just wear it once, it's good to go at least one more day, right? But sometimes when you come in and change into your pjs at night you just don't feel like hassling around with folding crap and putting it away, right?

[stillyouridol]

...No. No to all of that.

[nocturnemission]

Seriously? Shouldn't you at least be worried about wasting water and energy or whatever?

[stillyouridol]

...Didn't you make water magically appear? You're just calling up excuses now.

[nocturnemission]

I can, but that doesn't mean everybody else can too.

[stillyouridol]

...So wash all of your clothes and then put them away so you don't have to smell them before you wear them. It's time saving at the very least but you should also take more care in your personal hygiene.

[nocturnemission]

Hey, I'm totally hygienic!

[stillyouridol]

. . . You keep your clothes on the floor and only occasionally wash them. That is not good hygiene.

[nocturnemission]

I wash them as soon as they start getting gross!

[stillyouridol]

I wonder about your definition of "gross"...

[nocturnemission]

It's pretty wide, actually. I won't wear anything that smells or got sweaty.