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[skinofapony]

[SUDDENLY: a unicorn with boxers on her head.

her ears are covered by the legs and her horn is sticking out the front hole.]

How do you like my new hat?

[oh god Twilight found the underwear tree.]

Comments

[runstowardsfire]

. . . That's not usually worn on the head.

[skinofapony]

It's not?

[runstowardsfire]

No . . . um, it's underclothing.

[skinofapony]

[takes them off to investigate]

Underclothing? Okay... so what do they go under?

[runstowardsfire]

The outer clothes.

Do you need to wear clothing?

[skinofapony]

[you're talking to a naked pony]

No.

[runstowardsfire]

Right, so this is a hat. *hauls out her pointy black hat*

Underwear is what you wear under trousers or pants.

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[skinofapony]

Under pants? So...

[skinofapony]

[FLINGS IT AWAY ogod]

Augh!

[runstowardsfire]

. . . Yes. *raises her skirt a few inches to show the trousers underneath* Men and women wear them under their trousers.

[skinofapony]

Ugh, I wish I'd known that before I put it on... at least I don't think anypony was wearing it before me.

Thank you for telling me.

[runstowardsfire]

If it's fresh off the underwear tree, it should be clean according to what I've observed.

I haven't found the scientific name of the tree yet though . . .

[skinofapony]

That's a relief...

I'm going to be studying the tree - I took a few samples to examine later. It could just as well be a magically altered specimen of an ordinary breed. Should I let you know my findings?

[runstowardsfire]

Yes, please. I've already made some sketches of it in my compilation of local plants.

[skinofapony]

I'll be sure to share my results with you, then!

[runstowardsfire]

Thank you. The plants of Camp are rather unusual and quite interesting to study--especially if the Director modified them.