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[littlestdeath]

[If you're walking by today, you might be getting accosted by a mongoose, a pureblood vampire, a bounty hunter, or maybe ALL THREE]

Do you mind if we ask you some questions about your experiences this month?

((OOC: IF YOU LOVE US YOU'LL TAG WITH VAMPIRES))

Comments

[putyaswordson]

[ was turned into a vampire this month?! ]

Yeah, I do.

[bitingcynicism]

[My senses are slightly wonky because MONGOOSE. But I can still tell YOU AIN'T RIGHT.]

I wonder why that is.

[putyaswordson]

Might have something to do with the thread shit that happened earlier this month.

[bitingcynicism]

[Unconvinced.]

Red thread?

[putyaswordson]

Yeah. If you're going to ask vague questions about this month, that might make people uncomfortable.

[bitingcynicism]

Fine. I'll be more specific. Has anyone attacked you?

[putyaswordson]

Not a person, but I was turned into a vampire.

[bitingcynicism]

... I heard there were animals causing changes.

How are your cravings?

[putyaswordson]

I think I got lucky, since I haven't really had any problems. My girlfriend lets me... you know. I don't like having to do it, because I'm afraid I'll go crazy, but so far so good.

[bitingcynicism]

... I see.

[criticalbit]

Ah . . . you're sure? Anything you could tell us would be appreciated.

[putyaswordson]

What exactly are you wanting to know? Some pretty traumatic, weird stuff happened to a lot of people earlier this month.

[criticalbit]

I'm looking into incidents involving vampires.

[putyaswordson]

Oh. I was turned into one earlier this month.

[ opens mouth, displays fangs ]

My subordinate was, too.

[criticalbit]

. . . I was afraid of that. I'm sorry.

Can you tell me who turned you?

[putyaswordson]

It... was a panda.