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[littlestdeath]

[If you're walking by today, you might be getting accosted by a mongoose, a pureblood vampire, a bounty hunter, or maybe ALL THREE]

Do you mind if we ask you some questions about your experiences this month?

((OOC: IF YOU LOVE US YOU'LL TAG WITH VAMPIRES))

Comments

[burgercraving]

What's in it for me?

[VAMPIRE, fyi]

[burgercraving]

You mean this place deciding to be a dick for a while against some of the people here? I don't think you can really prepare for it. Unless you ask those people suddenly grow dicks how they get out of it. They might be able to tell you.

[bitingcynicism]

... So you do know what I'm talking about.

I know better than to think we can prepare against that part. But there's a chance there might be a final stage to this. That's what I want to change.

[burgercraving]

Lucky guess and a lot of people have been talking about it.

And oh, you mean the part where everyone goes back to normal? Yeah, I think we're set.

[bitingcynicism]

Before that. Last year, things started with just small problems and escalated. The final night was complete madness. We need to know how many are affected to figure out how to deal with that.

[burgercraving]

It won't be a problem.

[bitingcynicism]

And why's that?

[burgercraving]

Because ... it won't?

[bitingcynicism]

Not good enough. You weren't here last year.

[burgercraving]

Then you'll just have to take me on my word.

[bitingcynicism]

Or I'll just have to see about a more effective warning.

[burgercraving]

"Warning"? You're a fluffy little animal. It seems to me like I'm not the one with self-control issues.

[criticalbit]

Ah, well, part of why we're looking into this is to help the people who have been affected.

[burgercraving]

I don't need help. Life is great, actually.