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Nov 28, 2011 18:39

[there are few things as relaxing as a nice hot shower, or sitting in a tub just soaking.

so why not share it with a friend?

or an enemy?

or that guy/girl you've been having awkward sexual tension with lately?

or a complete stranger?]

((SHOWER NINJA! Go nuts! Not running this))

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needsahandjob November 29 2011, 03:13:16 UTC
[so someone is fiiiiiiinally taking a shower this week so that certain people don't ask.]

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justwannahave November 29 2011, 03:44:02 UTC
*blinks in surprise*

I thought they said the one for girls was separate from one for boys?

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needsahandjob November 29 2011, 04:27:45 UTC
They do.

[he's got his back to her and keeping it that way.]

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justwannahave November 29 2011, 04:30:09 UTC
*clutching her towel and looking for a way out*

I'm sorry . . . where's the way to the girl's shower?

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needsahandjob November 29 2011, 04:31:56 UTC
I don't know. Not here.

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justwannahave November 29 2011, 04:36:06 UTC
*opens a door at random*

That's the cleaning supplies . . .

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needsahandjob November 29 2011, 04:38:20 UTC
Then try another door.

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justwannahave November 29 2011, 04:39:18 UTC
*finds a bidet*

. . . What's that for?

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needsahandjob November 29 2011, 04:45:56 UTC
Are you done yet?

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justwannahave November 29 2011, 04:54:42 UTC
I don't think so?

*finds another shower stall*

The bathrooms here are confusing . . .

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needsahandjob November 29 2011, 05:11:40 UTC
[he just telekinetically just punched a hole in the wall large enough to get through.]

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justwannahave November 29 2011, 05:22:37 UTC
. . . Oh, thank you. Have a good bath.

*scrambles through the new door*

[what a strange young man]

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godwinner November 29 2011, 08:03:23 UTC
[ and now you have a wet and naked Magneto. ]

...huh.

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needsahandjob November 29 2011, 08:05:31 UTC
...yeah. Hi.

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godwinner November 29 2011, 08:19:19 UTC
I'll just wash the soap out of my hair and be out of your way, shall I?

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needsahandjob November 29 2011, 08:30:37 UTC
Sure.

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