Surprise!

[daddyderpest]

[as the dorkiest vampire hunter approaches the library this fine evening, streamers suddenly fall from the sky and a sparkly banner unfurls proclaiming:

'CONGRATULATIONS KAIEN CROSS, OVER TWO CENTURIES OF LIFE AND STILL NOT A VAMPIRE!'

Come, interrupt his staring in horror]

Comments

[dasschlechtende]

[... I was trying to nap in the library, what's all this noise 8|

jiiii. sign]

.... that's not that old.

[daddyderpest]

I apologise for the erroneous assumption!

[dasschlechtende]

No prob. Just not dead.