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[gets_you_wet]

[you may notice some "FREE GILS" signs pointing the way to a very upset looking merman who is trying to confiscate permanent markers from a group of zombies drawing lines on each other's necks]

I promise that will not allow you to breathe water. It does not work that way.

((that's all I can handle for tonight, I'll try to pick up tomorrow))

Comments

[justwannahave]

Why would anyone want to do that?

[gets_you_wet]

They saw me breathing under water and wanted to try for themselves.

[justwannahave]

But you're not underwater right now and neither are they?

[gets_you_wet]

[well, Aquaman is... but he's special]

They had to leave the pool to find a marker.

[justwannahave]

Oh. They wanted to be like you!

[gets_you_wet]

Yes. I believe so.

[justwannahave]

It looks like fun . . .

[gets_you_wet]

It does?

[justwannahave]

It's like dressing up or playing pretend.

[gets_you_wet]

You would want to dress up as me?

[justwannahave]

Dressing up can be fun! What are you wearing?

[gets_you_wet]

[a skin tight, water permeable, super hero costume]

It is from Atlantis.

[justwannahave]

It's all very unusual! But nice!

[gets_you_wet]

Thank you. I have no other clothes to choose from.

[justwannahave]

Oh dear--not even a change of clothes? Do you sleep in that?

[gets_you_wet]

I do not.

[not going to elaborate though, you can probably infer what he does]