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[gets_you_wet]

[you may notice some "FREE GILS" signs pointing the way to a very upset looking merman who is trying to confiscate permanent markers from a group of zombies drawing lines on each other's necks]

I promise that will not allow you to breathe water. It does not work that way.

((that's all I can handle for tonight, I'll try to pick up tomorrow))

Comments

[runstowardsfire]

Because the zombies want to breathe underwater?

[onmychest]

Merzombies.

[runstowardsfire]

Don't give them ideas in case they decide to sew fish tails on.

[onmychest]

... Ouch.

[runstowardsfire]

They seem every impressionable if they're drawing gills on.

[onmychest]

There's a big leap between drawing on yourself and sewing things to your flesh though.

[runstowardsfire]

True, but I always wondered if the zombies here sewed themselves back together like the ones back at home . . .

[onmychest]

I'm actually not sure if they even need to breathe.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . I'm fairly sure they don't have to.

[onmychest]

... Huh.

[runstowardsfire]

Doesn't mean they don't have a life . . . or an unlife.

[onmychest]

It's hard to say...

[runstowardsfire]

At least they seem to have an interest in other things besides brains?

[onmychest]

I've never seen them go after brains.

[runstowardsfire]

Most people here are too fast for them anyway.

[onmychest]

Very true!