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[gets_you_wet]

[you may notice some "FREE GILS" signs pointing the way to a very upset looking merman who is trying to confiscate permanent markers from a group of zombies drawing lines on each other's necks]

I promise that will not allow you to breathe water. It does not work that way.

((that's all I can handle for tonight, I'll try to pick up tomorrow))

Comments

[nocturnemission]

Are those Magic Markers? 'Cause maybe they'd would work, in that case.

[gets_you_wet]

There is no magic in them.

[nocturnemission]

Too bad. That could've been pretty fun! Like, draw a mustache on a cow and it turns into a real mustache? Comedy gold!

[gets_you_wet]

And a potential disaster.

[nocturnemission]

Aww, come on. No need to be a spoilsport!

[gets_you_wet]

I do not mean to spoil, only to urge caution.

[nocturnemission]

Just make everybody sign a contract saying they won't sue you. then you don't have to worry about what sort of trouble they get into!

[gets_you_wet]

Perhaps I can urge them to wear a floatation device instead.

[nocturnemission]

Yeah that'd probably work.

[gets_you_wet]

If any could be found.

[nocturnemission]

Hmm, you know, I don't think I've ever seen any pool supplies around...

[gets_you_wet]

There must be some, the pool here is maintained.

[nocturnemission]

Hmm. Maybe they're in storage somewhere...