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[gets_you_wet]

[you may notice some "FREE GILS" signs pointing the way to a very upset looking merman who is trying to confiscate permanent markers from a group of zombies drawing lines on each other's necks]

I promise that will not allow you to breathe water. It does not work that way.

((that's all I can handle for tonight, I'll try to pick up tomorrow))

Comments

[nocturnemission]

It'd be pretty sweet if they did, though. Like, draw a pair of wins on you back and suddenly you could fly? Awesome!

[nocturnemission]

Aren't those things kinda dangerous?

[asterisking]

Only if you don't know how to ride them.

[nocturnemission]

But, see, I don't know how to ride one.

[asterisking]

I can teach you.

[nocturnemission]

Um... I think I'm good, thanks.

[asterisking]

Why not?

[nocturnemission]

I don't have a helmet!

[asterisking]

And if we got you one?

[nocturnemission]

...It would squash my hair.

[asterisking]

Heaven forbid!

[nocturnemission]

Hey, hair gel is kinda hard to come by around here!

[asterisking]

Fine. We'll keep your hair as it is.