SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[drfeelgold]

[ is coming back into camp proper after his usual nighttime run although curiously he doesn't appear to be that sweaty and also still manages to smell like daisies and is blissfully unaware of the impending holiday doom ]

Huh, what's with all the mistletoe?

((Placeholder))

[blowsurmind]

No, GET AWAY FROM IT!

[drfeelgold]

What?! What is it?

[blowsurmind]

It makes you kiss people!

[drfeelgold]

I know that that's the tradition but... oh, don't tell me this place actually enforces it.

[blowsurmind]

Against your will, yeah!

[drfeelgold]

Why didn't you or any of the others mention this earlier?

[blowsurmind]

Uh, we didn't?

[drfeelgold]

[ shaking his head ]

No.

[blowsurmind]

Whoops.

[drfeelgold]

Yeah, Jubilee. "Whoops".

[blowsurmind]

What?! I thought someone else told you!

[drfeelgold]

Well, maybe you shouldn't have assumed!

I mean you told me all about Marcy, and the Tuesday Soup, and Candy Mountain (and by the way, I still don't believe anything you said about that), but I would have thought the closer we got to December that you might have at least touched base and gone "Hey Josh, has anyone told you about why you shouldn't go outside".

[blowsurmind]

Hey! Candy Mountain is real! Don't hate!

[drfeelgold]

Jubilee, there is no such thing as Candy Mountain. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I really doubt a "herd of unicorns" invited you to come with them there so they could make you their queen.

The whole thing was probably just a dream you had after eating something questionable here.

[blowsurmind]

How do you know that?! It's camp!