SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[fruitophile]

[ GUESS WHO WINS A PRINCESS CARRY

IT'S YOU. ]

[lunadickery]

[THIS IS NOT THE CONSOLATION PRIZE HE WANTED]

Let me down this instant.

[fruitophile]

I'm an evil dragon, taking the beautiful princess off to his lair. ♥ You have no say. ♠

[lunadickery]

[Yeah, screw that, he's gonna try punching you. With the hand holding the mistletoe.]

[fruitophile]

[ ......... LMFAO THAT WAS SO PATHETIC he starts laughing ]

Onto business. ♠

[lunadickery]

What business-

[Well. This wasn't something he ever wanted to do again.]

[fruitophile]

[ and here's a nasty hickey for a reminder.

... and unceremoniously drops Yuri. ]

[lunadickery]

[GRACEFUL JUDGE IS...Okay, maybe not that graceful. Stumbling to his feet and maybe bending in ways that normal people don't bend in]

[fruitophile]

You've got a leaf stuck in your hair. ♦

[lunadickery]

[Pulls it out furiously.]

Stop provoking me.

[fruitophile]

It doesn't seem to do much. ♣

[lunadickery]

Then maybe you should stop trying.

[fruitophile]

Are we breaking up? ♠

[lunadickery]

......

[fruitophile]

[ ... ]

[lunadickery]

If you think-

[Sorry, can't finish that sentence due to some mistletoe dropping from the sky and smacking him on the head]