SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

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[mind_over_metal]

That's one word for it.

[themagichappens]

Certainly, one must admire the earnestness of such eager décor.

I'm afraid that I'm all out of cookies tonight.

[mind_over_metal]

And now I'm terribly disappointed.

*..............looks up to take in the full height of the giant robot standing under the mistletoe with him. impressive.*

[themagichappens]

I do hope I can assuage at least some of that disappointment.

Shall we?

[mind_over_metal]

Let's.

I, ah. Am afraid that I'm not the most mobile.

[themagichappens]

[ever-so-gently scooping up Charles+chair with one hand :'D]

Then it is fortunate that your wish is my command.

[mind_over_metal]

*handling himself with remarkable composure for a dude who has already had his back broken once and has just been scooped up however-many feet into the air by a giant evil robot*

...thank you. My, quite the view.

[themagichappens]

Welcome to my delightful world.

[mind_over_metal]

It's very impressive.

I must confess, I've never kissed a robot.

[themagichappens]

Then I suppose you are, in simple terms, at my mercy.

[mind_over_metal]

Please do treat me gently.

[themagichappens]

The wise do not speak in absolutes; I make no promises.

[mind_over_metal]

A best effort, then?

[themagichappens]

Indeed, the best effort you deserve.

[mind_over_metal]

Ah, but so few of us are properly deserving, of either good or ill.

[themagichappens]

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