SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[drfeelgold]

[ this is a look of confusion ]

Something wrong?

[goddamnemperor]

Haven't you heard?

[drfeelgold]

About what?

[goddamnemperor]

Mistletoe in camp has a way of ... enforcing its rules.

[drfeelgold]

... seriously?

[goddamnemperor]

It is a consistent camp tradition.

[drfeelgold]

I don't know why I'm surprised.

[goddamnemperor]

Because you thought camp's brand of terrible did not extend to PDA.

[drfeelgold]

I was really holding out hope for that, yeah. All things considered, I guess I should have known better.

[goddamnemperor]

Should you? It's not a thought that crosses our minds. You know now.

[drfeelgold]

Well, this place seems pretty intent on pushing, if not outright tearing down, people's boundaries. So really I just meant that I shouldn't be surprised it would push people's physical ones too.

[goddamnemperor]

A very bad habit.

[drfeelgold]

Camp's tendency to override people's boundaries or presuming a person can exist in this place and still retain those?

[goddamnemperor]

[laughs] I like the way your mind works. It's a little of both, you could say.

[drfeelgold]

Well, technically this could all be a lot worse. And I mean this only happens, what? Once or twice?

[goddamnemperor]

Two months of the year.