SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[skinofalizard]

You should really watch out for that.

[fapnamerica]

[glancing around warily]

For what?

[skinofalizard]

The mistletoe.

[fapnamerica]

It's just mistletoe.

I think I'll be fine.

[skinofalizard]

It's mandatory mistletoe. If you get stuck under it with someone you literally have to kiss them.

[fapnamerica]

How can it be mandatory? It's just a decoration.

[skinofalizard]

Have you really not accepted the fact that this place is not normal, yet?

[fapnamerica]

[sighing]

...so you're telling me the mistletoe is magic as well?

[skinofalizard]

[keywords]

Yep.

[fapnamerica]

[glancing up and taking a step back, wondering if they're in the clear.]

Does it matter who's under it?

[skinofalizard]

Nope.

[fapnamerica]

What happens if you just don't?

(( Continuation post!))