SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[fruitophile]

You should. ♦

[fanserv_ice]

[oh no it's the creepy clown]

I don't see why I should follow the advice of a perfect stranger.

[fruitophile]

That's what you think. ♥

[fanserv_ice]

Fine. I'll make sure to remember your words. If that's enough, then leave me alone already.

[fruitophile]

It doesn't work that way. ♣

[fanserv_ice]

[stepping closer]

I don't care how it works! Geez, you should listen to other people's desires.

[fruitophile]

This is your first time, isn't it. ♣ Oh no. ♦

[fanserv_ice]

What are you talking about?

[fruitophile]

What this stuff does. ♠ It's okay - I do it quickly. ♣

[fanserv_ice]

Whatever you're planning to do, forget it!

[fruitophile]

Or what? ♦ Will you freeze me? ♣

[fanserv_ice]

[damn, so he figured it out]

I will.

[fruitophile]

Lunatic will get jealous. ♠

[fanserv_ice]

Lunatic will want to murder you, at least I'm going easy on you.

[fruitophile]

We've already done that a few times. ♣ I know who it is. ♥

[fanserv_ice]

-You know Lunatic's identity!?