SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[sharpasafawkes]

[...oh god no]

Oh lord, it couldn't wait to start, could it?

[eaglegenius]

What is this?

[sharpasafawkes]

...As of now, hell.

[eaglegenius]

[just going to stand here and look menacing until you make sense]

[sharpasafawkes]

That right near us is mistletoe, and it won't let us go until we've kissed.

[eaglegenius]

Speak sense.

[sharpasafawkes]

Just try to take a step back, will you?

[eaglegenius]

[tries... and fails]

Why can't I leave?

[sharpasafawkes]

Like I said, that's the mistletoe working.

[eaglegenius]

And I have to kiss you now.

[sharpasafawkes]

That'd be the short version, yes.

[eaglegenius]

Very well, I could do worse.

[sharpasafawkes]

Why thank you, I'm just chuffed to bits about this too.

[x_autnihil]

*obliviousss*

[sharpasafawkes]

[ABORT WALKING, ABORT WALKING]

Cesare get out of here!

[x_autnihil]

What?