SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[blue_on_deck]

It's called mistletoe.

[blue_on_deck]

A problem? For you?

[nonrecon]

Mostly for the other person.

[blue_on_deck]

What other person do you mean?

[nonrecon]

And here I thought I was making it obvious.

[blue_on_deck]

If you mean the subtle way your moving closer to me, I've noticed.

[nonrecon]

I sincerely hope you're not too deep in the habit of breaking pretty girls' hearts. I might never recover.

[blue_on_deck]

I'll be sure to be gentle with you.

[nonrecon]

So you do have it in you to spare a woman's delicate feelings.

[Sorry -- well, not really -- but you're going to have to deal with me in your immediate area now.] So how do we know it forces us to do anything?

[blue_on_deck]

Try moving away.

[nonrecon]

[Pauses and does so. ... or, tries.]

I can't move.

[blue_on_deck]

That's how you know.

[nonrecon]

... well that part sucks.

[blue_on_deck]

It does.

[nonrecon]

How do I make it let go?

[blue_on_deck]

Kiss me.