SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[kepthishead]

I don't think that's a good idea.

[skirtindanger]

Then we'll--

[trails off, slowly looking over him]

... Um, Elliot...

[kepthishead]

What?

[skirtindanger]

[in a hushed voice. like the damn thing even hears.]

There's one. Right there.

[kepthishead]

[he turns around soooo slowly. and just stares.]

[skirtindanger]

It's-- not close enough yet, right?

[kepthishead]

No ... it is.

[his voice is strained and he is balling his hands into fists. HE CAN RESIST THIS IF HE TRIES.]

[skirtindanger]

Huh? No way! We can just-- walk away from this! It's still right over there.

[kepthishead]

You can try it, but it won't work.

[skirtindanger]

......

[kepthishead]

We could try to resist it.

[skirtindanger]

Right! Right, we can... do that. It's just a mistletoe!

[kepthishead]

Exactly. I've resisted it in the past.

[skirtindanger]

Then we'll resist it this time, too.

[kepthishead]

We can do this together.

[skirtindanger]

Okay. So what do we do if we can't walk off?