SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

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[needsahandjob]

No. No way.

[needsahandjob]

If you get on board with that too, I'm going to disconnect one of my hands and beat you with it.

[drfeelgold]

On board with what?

[needsahandjob]

The whole "Julian you need to do things" train.

[drfeelgold]

... Julian, you get that they're just doing that because they care and are worried about you, right?

[needsahandjob]

There's nothing to be worried about.

[drfeelgold]

[ would really argue otherwise but this doesn't seem like the time or place ]

... okay. So I guess we should probably get this over with, huh.

[needsahandjob]

Yeah.

[he jerks his chin up defiantly.]

Screw this, I'm not having some stupid plant tell me when I do something.

[OH GOSH MAKEOUTS!!]

[drfeelgold]

[ SUDDENLY MAKE-OUTS it's a good thing I'm actually a really, really good kisser because it doesn't look like camp is letting us out of this anytime soon ]

[needsahandjob]

[I MADE OUT WITH YOUR OLD TEAM LEADER A LOT, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M AWESOME. just kind of not that clean. whatever.]

[drfeelgold]

[ is picking up on the not clean thing :| the kiss is actually starting to get pretty warm and tingly the longer it goes on, I wonder what that's about :) ]

[needsahandjob]

[GOSH I DON'T KNOW but that nagging headache and sniffly nose is going gosh.]

[drfeelgold]

[ YEAH YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT GOD WHY ARE YOU A WALKING BIOHAZARD also this kiss does not appear to be ending soon! your mouth may now suddenly feel clean and fresh, and may taste vaguely like chai. also all those cavities you had forming are completely gone now too :') ]

[needsahandjob]

[yeah he's just realised what this is and is trying to pull away now.

also, needs to breathe.]

[drfeelgold]

[ IT'S NOT LIKE I'M DOING THIS ON PURPOSE also hey Julian suddenly your hair and skin are fresh and clean, which is interesting given it's been "X" number of days since you last came into contact with water.

also struggling to get away. success: y/n? ]

[needsahandjob]

[success]

[he's also gasping for breath because wow wtf.]

What the hell, Foley? I thought you had control over your powers!