SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[fruitophile]

Cats can eat sugar? ♠

[fruitophile]

We play together pretty often. ♠

[nicenukes]

Ugh... that's too much information I didn't need to know.

Listen well, you creepy pervert. The only reason I haven't managed to kill him yet is because I'm going to do that using nothing other than my science. I don't have the right equipment for it here, so I'll let it slide this once...

But out of here, he's mine to kill.

[fruitophile]

I don't care about any of that. ♣ He's my friend... with benefits, so don't get in the way here, and you'll stay in one piece. ♥

[nicenukes]

Heh... don't make me laugh, you sicko. All I want from Terumi is his death. I couldn't care less about your sick relationship with that bastard. The only reason I won't mind if you kill him here is because it's not permanent. But you still come after me, boy.

[fruitophile]

What a wonderful woman he has after him. ♠

[nicenukes]

Tch. Make that "after his head".

[fruitophile]

It's a pretty nice head. ♣

[nicenukes]

I've seen better, but it'll be satisfying when I'll place it on top of the desk in my laboratory.

Are we going to keep dragging this out, or are we going to do what Camp expect us to? I'm a busy woman, and you're disgusting me.

[fruitophile]

[ shrugs, onto business ]

[nicenukes]

[onto business indeed, and screw kissing, she goes right for making out]

[fruitophile]

[ oh boy I haven't made out with a lady in forever! YES.

[nicenukes]

[me neither Hisoka, me neither. And that's terrible. And since you're using the shining crotch emoticon on me i'm going to use a terrible icon too, damn it]

[fruitophile]

[ nips her lower lip when they finish... eventually. ]

Meow. ♥

[nicenukes]

Tch... Now you can fuck off.

[fruitophile]

[ *fuck Hazama, I FIXED THAT FOR YOU ]