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[inthemoodnow]

Happy December, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, everyone in between and on the outside. As you've probably noticed, this month has brought back that holiday camp tradition of mistletoe. Which, naturally, ain't your daddy's mistletoe, and let me tell you, it ain't your mother's either, and I would know

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[iscrewtothink]

... I believe you lost people's interest as soon as you got to "terrestrial European tradition", Captain.

[inthemoodnow]

Can't be terra-centric in a place like this, doctor.

[iscrewtothink]

...

You have a fair point. Were you bored, going through the effort to offer this explanation?