Best Christmas Elf

[chicksdigfuzz]

[Today, near the Center of Camp, there is what appears to be some kind of overlarge playhouse being built. Right now it almost looks like this except the sign over the door says FREE HUGS. How curious.]

I didn't put that there, but I'm okay with it.

Comments

[drfeelgold]

[ UNSUSPECTING TARGET ]

[drfeelgold]

I'm not sure if wool will cut it, we might need to order a pair through the store.

Do you think he's staying with the Professor? I mean, at least in this weather?

[blowsurmind]

How much you got on ya?

. . . uh, UNSAFE UNSAFE. Don't wanna think about it!

[drfeelgold]

... maybe we can ask the Professor?

No, that wasn't- I mean they're friends right? I mean considering how young they are now, I thought they came from the point in time when they were still friends.

[ DOESN'T KNOW ]

[blowsurmind]

Dude, I have money okay. We don't need to grub off the Professor for it.

. . . and I guess you don't know. Which is probably better.

[drfeelgold]

Great! Then we'll check the store to see what's available then.

I don't know about what?

[blowsurmind]

Alright!

Um. They're kind of. Um. [ holds up pinky ]

[drfeelgold]

[ stops walking ]

I don't know what that means.

[blowsurmind]

. . . you poor thing.

[drfeelgold]

What?

[blowsurmind]

. . . oh . . . nothing.

[drfeelgold]

[ starting to get a little weirded out now ]

No, seriously. What's going on?

[blowsurmind]

. . .

[drfeelgold]

Jubilee, I will drop you in that snowbank over there if I have to.

[blowsurmind]

Don't be a meaniehead!

The Professor and Magneto kind of like each other or something, okay!

[drfeelgold]

[ ACCIDENTLY DROPS JUBILEE IN SHOCK ]

Are you serious?!