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[bitingcynicism]

[The December month brings many interesting things to camp so perhaps you're not all that shocked to come across a disgruntled and elaborately groomed and costumed emu and a gorgeous white horse in the middle of a kicking contest nearby the stables

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[redemption_fail]

*looking over*

That's no way to treat a perfectly good horse and . . . whatever that is.

[bitingcynicism]

[I'm trying to calm down said horse by trying to get a handle on her reins.]

Stay over there and be quiet.

[redemption_fail]

I hope you're an expert at handling giant birds then. *but not moving any closer because the two animals look vicious*

[bitingcynicism]

[THEY ARE!]

I'm more worried about the horse right now!

[Might be dodging a few kicks from Emu!Ferdy. With amazing agility I might add.]

[redemption_fail]

[gosh, that would be impressive if the situation was less ridiculous]

Yours? A fine animal--but she looks bad-tempered.

[bitingcynicism]

She has her moods! Quiet!

[Finally managing to snag part of those reins.]

Lily!

[redemption_fail]

[He doesn't understand what PMS is either, but the owner and the horse might both be coming down with a case of it.]

[bitingcynicism]

[Quiet you. I'm trying to flip onto this horse's back right now.]

[redemption_fail]

[Ride cowboy, ride, etc]

[bitingcynicism]

[Lily rears, as Zero tries to pat her neck, while keeping one hand on the reins.]

Easy, girl. Easy.

[redemption_fail]

[Better you than me within reach of yonder hooves]

*still watching your horse-wrangling skills*

[bitingcynicism]

[Lily snorts loudly and dances some on her hind legs but gradually settles, flicking murderous glares at Ferdy.]

That's it. He's not worth getting worked up about.

[redemption_fail]

*looking at Ferdy the emu*

. . . What manner of bird might that be then?

[bitingcynicism]

[Still stroking Lily's neck and guiding her away from Ferdy.]

An emu.

[redemption_fail]

And they are both your beasts?

[bitingcynicism]

[Lily snorts indignantly in Guy's direction and stamps!]

She's not a beast. And the emu belongs to Ferdinand and Machika.