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[smarterthanthe]

[today near the mess hall, there is a young man surrounded by some snowmen in boxes. they even come with helpful instructions]

Huh... these aren’t even supposed to be out yet.

[would you like to cuddle, squish, or otherwise accost a squishy snowman?]

Comments

[smarterthanthe]

Hi there! Would you like to hug one?

[smarterthanthe]

Eh? How could you tell?

[stillyouridol]

--Seriously? You're trying too hard to convince me to take the cuddly adventurous warm snowman.

. . . Are you using campers as test consumers???

[smarterthanthe]

Ehhh? I'm with Circus, but I didn't bring Yukkin here on my own or anything! I just thought it would be nice to share with everyone.

[stillyouridol]

[EYEING YOU >:|]

[smarterthanthe]

Yukkin would never hurt anyone, and neither would I!

[stillyouridol]

Who are you?

[smarterthanthe]

Yogi, the Second Ship's Fighter!

[stillyouridol]

Ship fighter?

[smarterthanthe]

Ah... I'm a lieutenant, so I do various things that involve a lot of fighting.

[stillyouridol]

You realize that makes you passing out the snowmen seem even more suspicious, right?

[smarterthanthe]

But...

[stillyouridol]

And how can you be a fighter and also not hurt anyone?

[smarterthanthe]

It's only really dangerous criminals that I fight, so... things do happen, but I don't do things that will cause others to get hurt on purpose.

[stillyouridol]

Hmmm... I wonder.

[Squishes it a little]

[smarterthanthe]

Hmm?