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[smarterthanthe]

[today near the mess hall, there is a young man surrounded by some snowmen in boxes. they even come with helpful instructions]

Huh... these aren’t even supposed to be out yet.

[would you like to cuddle, squish, or otherwise accost a squishy snowman?]

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[auragasm]

[Nakatsu has forced one upon me.]

[stillyouridol]

[horror]

[auragasm]

[hmph]

[stillyouridol]

[that's my line]

[auragasm]

[…are we going to kiss already? now I have something to prove.]

Well...

[stillyouridol]

[if you expect me to make the first move or be anything but tight-lipped and awkward then you are SORELY MISTAKEN my psychic friend, c-cry]

[auragasm]

[sighs and slips a hand into your hair -- I don't trust you not to smash our faces together without guiding]

Relax your mouth, at least.

[stillyouridol]

[down-turned mouth is relaxed, right?]

Let's just get this over with. [peck on the lips?]

[auragasm]

[That wouldn't be enough for camp even if waasn't cranky. No, this is a real kiss and I'm holding your bratty head still for it.]

[stillyouridol]

--Mmph!

[;o; forgive me Sempaiiiii]

[auragasm]

[perhaps a tongue stroking your bottom lip will make you focus]

[stillyouridol]

[...No, it is the opposite of focus. Red-face and I will try to talk/squeak even though there is a tongue on my face]

N-necessary?

[auragasm]

[let's just say opening your mouth was the wrong strategy]

[stillyouridol]

[Oh, God, what... I'm kissing Taiki.

...For some definition of "kiss" because I'm not actually doing anything since I have no idea what to do besides die inside]

[Holding on to you, at least?]

[auragasm]

[It's okay, we have all been in the OH GOD WHAT DO?! end of the kiss.

And you should hold on, yes. Since I know tricks.

THE KISSING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL RESPECT IMPROVES.]

[stillyouridol]

[OH GOD YOU KNOW TRICKS]

[...Oh God, I'm 16 and you are pulling tricks. Time for confusing reactions.]