Why Can't We Hold All These Cats

[johnsmithn7]

[As you doubtless know, it is getting rather cold Up In Here. There was a soft snow the other day, and it's just getting colder. People are breaking out their jackets and earmuffs--but what about those adorable strays without jackets nor earmuffs? Why, the many random kittens of Camp have to find some other sort of external heat source.]

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[goldlace]

Too cute, too cute!

[johnsmithn7]

Specify.

[goldlace]

I speak of those cats, of course.

[johnsmithn7]

Yes.

Would you form a relationship with them?

[goldlace]

Hoh? ... I shall take all of them, if you do not wish to have them. [ an owner would form a relationship with the cats wouldn't they?? ]

[johnsmithn7]

That would be optimal. Thank you.

[goldlace]

Do you truly have little idea of how to care for them on your own? How sad, how sad.

[johnsmithn7]

We have no data on the subject.

[goldlace]

... Muu. Is that so? A pity, a pity. Cats are quite the adorable pets to keep, after all.

[johnsmithn7]

We do not understand the concept "adorable," not does it seem important to learn.

[goldlace]

... Muu. You are no demon, correct? And yet, no human, either. Just what kind of being are you, hmm?

[johnsmithn7]

We are geth.

[goldlace]

How strange. Even after living for over 1,000 years, I have not yet heard of your kind.