Why Can't We Hold All These Cats

[johnsmithn7]

[As you doubtless know, it is getting rather cold Up In Here. There was a soft snow the other day, and it's just getting colder. People are breaking out their jackets and earmuffs--but what about those adorable strays without jackets nor earmuffs? Why, the many random kittens of Camp have to find some other sort of external heat source.]

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[johnsmithn7]

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[johnsmithn7]

We cannot shrink.

[Kneels?

[stillyouridol]

Yes, yes. You knew what I meant so there's no reason to be so literal.

[gently removing cats]

[johnsmithn7]

There are other models that can shrink. We were uncertain.

[stillyouridol]

It doesn't matter now. ...This will be a problem -- maybe you should stay indoors until winter is over.

[johnsmithn7]

We were instructed to see out campers to counsel.

[stillyouridol]

Put a notice up in the Mess Hall or over the network? But it's really none of my business if you want cats lying all over you -- just don't expect me to save you every time.

[johnsmithn7]

We do not.

[stillyouridol]

Good.

[carefully prying a stubborn cat off]

[johnsmithn7]

[Be gentle with Shepard O( ps they are all named shepard]

[stillyouridol]

[I'm more concerned with not damaging a robot that could stomp me. ...And not getting clawed myself]

[...yank yank]

[johnsmithn7]

They do not wish to go with you.

[stillyouridol]

You're the one that asked for help.

[peeling claws off and releasing the cat, shoo'ing it a little]

[johnsmithn7]

You may stop.

[stillyouridol]

I'm almost done. Besides, it'll be troublesome if you hurt one.

[johnsmithn7]

...Yes. However, you do not seem more experienced than we are. We had assumed a human would be.