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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[skinofalizard]

...counseling?

[needsahandjob]

I know, right?

[skinofalizard]

You got one, too?

[needsahandjob]

Yeah. I'm going to find out who everyone has, 'cause it can't be just us. Cess, Guthrie and Foley at least should have one.

[skinofalizard]

I feel really bad for anyone that has to counsel Santo.

[needsahandjob]

Maybe he'll counsel them.

[skinofalizard]

In what?

[needsahandjob]

How to pick up.

[skinofalizard]

The only thing I've ever seen Santo pick up is a truck.

[needsahandjob]

Was it a girl truck?

[skinofalizard]

Can't have been. He actually managed to pick it up.

[needsahandjob]

That's going to kill his dating life if that gets out.

[skinofalizard]

We'll have to keep it between us.

[needsahandjob]

He'll be devastated otherwise.

[skinofalizard]

And we definitely can't have that.

[needsahandjob]

I don't think Cess'll take it well if we broke him like that.