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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[waylaidvagrant]

[You are now a counselor for at-risk youths. This sounds like a very important job, and the responsibility actually makes you feel a bit nervous. Still you resolve to be the best counselor you can be.]

[reach_within]

[holding up WV's picture with two fingers]

Pretty sure we just got stuck together, and I'm not really sure I like the look of those gorillas, so, uh. Hey. I'm Jaime.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You look briefly at your own list and then back up. It seems you have found your first counselee!

You offer him a polite wave and pull out your computing device to ease communication.]

[reach_within]

[half wave back]

... Hi?

[waylaidvagrant]

>polite greetings, at-risk youth jaime.
>i will be responsible for your counseling today.
>please allow me to offer my full, mannerly assistance.

[reach_within]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. At risk? Seriously?! What'd they tell you?

[waylaidvagrant]

>only that you are a youth at-risk who is in need of guidance.
>i have do not worry. you can count on my strict confidence as you share your problems and feelings.

[odiousialist]

[I'm not interested in counseling in the least :|]

[waylaidvagrant]

[Aha! Another soon to be satisfied client. You begin communicating posthaste.]

>greetings, at-risk youth.
>i am here to offer you heartwarming counseling.
>please feel free to share all of your feeling.

[odiousialist]

"At-risk"? I'm not at risk.

[waylaidvagrant]

>the letter i received states that you are.
>please allow me to counsel you posthaste.

[odiousialist]

[rolls his eyes]

That's a camp thing. Don't believe everything it says. I don't need counseling.

[waylaidvagrant]

>i have a job to do and i intend to do it, sir!

[odiousialist]

[shrugs] I don't care.

[waylaidvagrant]

>you do not have anything you wish to discuss?
>i intend to be most helpful.

[odiousialist]

I don't tend to discuss my life with strangers.