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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[nocturnemission]

Aw man, this again? I don't need any counseling!

[head_downstairs]

[looking at the list and the photos]

And I don't need to waste any more time than I already have with this, so let's make it quick.

[nocturnemission]

[Looks at his counselor list.]

Yeah, okay. Guess we might as well.

[head_downstairs]

[arms crossed]

So? Spit it out already. What's your problem?

[nocturnemission]

Wow, that's a bit blunt... Um, I don't have a heart?

[head_downstairs]

Dancing around the issue would be stupid anyway. And I don't take kindly to mocking, so if you don't want me to slap you, stop joking around already.

[nocturnemission]

I'm not joking around. I really don't have one.

[head_downstairs]

What's there to counsel about? If you're a heartless jerk, then stop being a heartless jerk. I don't see how I'm supposed to help with your poor manners and tact when it comes to deal with people.

[nocturnemission]

Hey, I'm not a jerk! I'm actually a pretty nice guy! Jeez.

[head_downstairs]

You're the one who said you're heartless!

[nocturnemission]

I know, but that doesn't automatically make me a bad guy! Just... complicated.

[head_downstairs]

Make up your mind already! This is absolutely idiotic. What are you expecting me to say beyond "don't be a jerk"? You're the one who needs to come to terms with your heart, good guy or bad guy, I hardly care.

[nocturnemission]

Ugh! I didn't mean that figuratively! I mean I literally don't have a heart! I am not a complete human being!

[head_downstairs]

You look like one to me. Explain properly.

[nocturnemission]

Um, well... You know how people say stuff like "home is where the heart is" and "absence makes the heart grow stronger" and that sort of stuff? Well, I don't have that kind of heart. I'm a Nobody.

[head_downstairs]

That makes absolutely no sense.