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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[iscrewtothink]

[so, campers under the name "Professor Stein"... do you feel safe?]

[unguilding]

[so far, yes]

You!

[iscrewtothink]

Me!

... though you...?

[unguilding]

I'm Dio. You're on my list!

[iscrewtothink]

How lucky! I seem to be finding my campers rather easily.

[unguilding]

This place isn't as huge as it looks! At least not including the fields and underground, but not that many people go there!

[iscrewtothink]

... over eight hundred people in this place and it's not that large. It's practically a town rather than a village or a camp.

[unguilding]

I'm still meeting everyone. I'm new here!

[iscrewtothink]

Welcome, then.

I'm Doctor Franken Stein, though some also call me a professor.

[unguilding]

Wow, that sounds like you're really smart!

[iscrewtothink]

Does it? I am experienced in some areas.

[unguilding]

What kind of areas?

[iscrewtothink]

Scientific ones.

[unguilding]

I can tell that much already!

[iscrewtothink]

Which is why it should be obvious.

Shall we take this counseling session to somewhere more appropriate?

[unguilding]

I meant more specific areas!

[nods] Okay! To your cabin? Or do you have an office?