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[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

Comments

[certifiably]

"Highly qualified," huh? I think I'm gonna need to see some credentials here!

[newfangled]

Cute.

[certifiably]

[giggle] Thanks for noticing! Nice to meet you, Mr. Esteemed and Highly Qualified Counselor #1.

[newfangled]

Look, I don't want to do this any more than you do.

[certifiably]

Is it really a big deal? It's just a little bit of enforced chit-chat.

[newfangled]

Then go ahead. Chat. Whatever.

[certifiably]

[giggle] Wow, not a very supportive counselor!

[newfangled]

Do you need something? Because I'm not getting paid for this.

[certifiably]

Are you always this grumpy?

[newfangled]

Are you always this nosy?

[certifiably]

I'm not being nosy, I'm just making fun of you. Geez, can't you even tell?