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[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[justwannahave]

Yeah, seriously. You're Nakao Senri, right?

[stillyouridol]

...Yes...

[Picture, you. You, picture.] And Cindy.

[justwannahave]

In the flesh.

So what would you like to talk about?

[stillyouridol]

--What? Just like that?

[justwannahave]

I figured that it'd be better if you guys started first.

[stillyouridol]

I don't have anything to talk about though.

[justwannahave]

Really? Are you a student?

[stillyouridol]

Yes! I attend Ohsaka high school. Dormitory 2~

...Why?

[justwannahave]

So you are a teenager in an all boys' school . . . I hate to stereotype people, but this is Camp after all. Are you gay? Or just largely metrosexual?

[stillyouridol]

T-That question... That's none of your business! I don't know you!

[justwannahave]

I have reliable gaydar. And your clothes? Would be a dead giveaway in most situations.

Hi, I'm Cindy. Camp shoe sales rep and fashionista.

[stillyouridol]

... [I'M HAVING CONFLICTING REACTIONS]

[justwannahave]

. . . You know, that silence just confirms a lot of things. Besides, a lot of teenagers here have issues--big ones, small ones, anything under the sun . . .

[stillyouridol]

It doesn't confirm anything! Nothing is confirmed! You can't just make assumptions like this!!

[justwannahave]

Then why are you on the counseling list? Two out of three counselees usually have issues.

[stillyouridol]

I didn't put myself there!

--I'm not gay.