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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[manliestparagon]

[Have a dwarf. A counselling dwarf.] As serious as serious gets here, it seems.

Nakao Senri? Varric Tethras, at your service.

[stillyouridol]

[...Woooooooow, that sure is a deep v-neck]

H...i.

[manliestparagon]

[All the better to dazzle you with chest hair, my dear.]

Camp seems to believe you're a troubled youth who requires the benefit of my gentle guidance. And may the Maker have mercy on your soul.

[stillyouridol]

I'm not trou-- W-What? What's with that last part?

[manliestparagon]

Well, put it this way. If I were to make a list right here and now of my various talents, 'youth counselling' would not be at the top of that list. Nor would it be anywhere else.

[stillyouridol]

It's so bad that my soul needs mercy?

...I think I'll pass.

[manliestparagon]

Your soul? Maybe an exaggeration. Your dignity, however.... That could take a beating.

I am a very good listener, though.