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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[boxbythebed]

...Oh, this again. Woo-hoo.

[fallsforyou]

Hi, Jennifer!

[boxbythebed]

. . .

Hi.

[fallsforyou]

I'm Annie.

[boxbythebed]

I don't need counseling.

[fallsforyou]

That's not what the paper says.

[boxbythebed]

...Okay, what kinda dirt do you have on me?

[fallsforyou]

... Dirt.

[boxbythebed]

Yeah, dirt.

[fallsforyou]

None whatsoever!

[boxbythebed]

So what on the paper means I need counseling?

[fallsforyou]

[ stuffs it into her pocket ]

So, how are you?

[boxbythebed]

Confused and irritated.

[fallsforyou]

Want to talk about it?

[boxbythebed]

This ain't Maury.

[fallsforyou]

No, this is... Annie!