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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[autorejoin]

You've gotta be shitting me.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Whatever, dude, you probably got off easy.

[autorejoin]

You could say that. I only got one counselor this year. Is that improvement or lack of caring from camp?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Depends on the counselor. Maybe you got the hidden drill sergeant and thought that'd be enough.

[autorejoin]

[flips the picture over at her]

No clue! She's no one I've met before. Big surprise.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Annie Sawyer? Oh I know her. She's actually not bad, except her attempts at surprise scaring people kind of suck.

[autorejoin]

She doesn't look like the scary type.

[the_ex_in_xp]

She insists that she is, but so far she seems like a decent sort. Of course, I'm crap at judging people...

[autorejoin]

I wouldn't say that. You like me, after all.

[the_ex_in_xp]

I don't judge you, I accept you for the mess you are without complaint.

[autorejoin]

And that is why you're awesome.

So, who do you have this time around?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Bunch of kids I don't really know. Well, I've met her before--[points at Rachel Berry]--but the rest are a total mystery. One even wears a mask.

[autorejoin]

A mask. Are you fucking serious?

[the_ex_in_xp]

He's named Red Arrow, sooooooooooo ...either weird vigilante or some really terrible pornstar joke. I'm going with the first one.

[autorejoin]

That's probably the more brainsafe option. Less bleach needed.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yep, and it better explains the mask. So I'm just going to go with that and ignore any un-PC alternatives.