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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[skinofalizard]

...counseling?

[chewitover]

You did ask.

[skinofalizard]

I guess I did.

[chewitover]

Is there anything you would like to speak about, then?

[skinofalizard]

Not really.

[chewitover]

You could tell me about yourself.

[iscrewtothink]

[... well, gosh, do you have a nametag or something? idk but there's a guy in a lab coat with stitches and a screw through his head staring at you]

[skinofalizard]

[well, no, but there were pictures and i mean really how many lizard teens with giant right arms are there?

similarly how many guys in lab coats with stitches and a screw through the head are there]

...Professor Stein?

[iscrewtothink]

Ah. You do remember me. Good, that makes this easier.

[skinofalizard]

Apparently you're supposed to counsel me?

[iscrewtothink]

Correct.

... though I'm not sure regarding what, but that's something we can hash out as we go.

[skinofalizard]

I guess. I don't want to invite the wrath of the army of gorillas.

[iscrewtothink]

They are a bit touchy about campers not following instructions.

[skinofalizard]

Got an "or else" at the bottom of the letter and everything.

[iscrewtothink]

My, how direct. Well. We'd better get started then.

[skinofalizard]

I'm not sure I have any issues you could help with.