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[crisscrossing]

[It's snowing lightly, the gorillas are frolicking, Marcy might be wearing jumbo-size tentacle mittens--and someone short and irresponsible is headed across camp with a saw.

SO WHAT SHENANIGANS ARE YOU UP TO THIS SATURDAY, CAMP?]

(( feel free to use this for any and all mingling purposes! I'LL BE AROUND ))

Comments

[misswexler]

Should I ask what he's doing or is this another rendition of 'safer off not knowing?'

[stillyouridol]

...Is he a leprechaun?

[misswexler]

Why would a leprechaun need a saw?

[stillyouridol]

Why would anyone need a saw?

[misswexler]

.....Christmas tree?

[stillyouridol]

...On a corn farm?

[misswexler]

We have a tentacle monster. Why not spontaneously seasonal Christmas trees?

[stillyouridol]

We also have people who, like... stab. Or cause mischief.

[misswexler]

Oh. Yeah.

Safest bet would be to ask somebody else if he's a creep, I guess.

[stillyouridol]

He looks like a hobo. ...That hair...

I guess I'll be sleeping with a sharp object tucked under my pillow tonight.

[misswexler]

I have a whole floor and a line of doors between me and an intruder. And one of them has a man-eating hydra in it.

....yet somehow I think I'll do the same.

[stillyouridol]

[. . .whut]

[misswexler]

[sorry, thinking over the logistics of acquiring a sharp object. she's gotten used to it, that means everyone should have] I wonder if I can steal something from the mess hall or if I need to get hands-on....

[stillyouridol]

You're over thinking this. Just get a knitting set from the arts and crafts cabin or a knife or something. I don't really think you have to be subversive about this type of thing here -- they gave us shotguns when we arrived.

I bet you could ask someone and they'd give you an official stabby weapon thing.

[misswexler]

Everyone said really disparaging things about my shotgun. [it was hurtful] No, you're right, in this of all places finding things to hurt people with should be easy.

A knitting set. [said half to herself in a faintly despairing tone]

[stillyouridol]

[fidgety at the first part]

They'd be dangerous enough without you having to worry about killing yourself if you rolled over on it. --And you could use them to knit, so it's multifunctional. And I met someone who can use flowers as a weapon so really it's just a matter of who uses the things.