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[crisscrossing]

[It's snowing lightly, the gorillas are frolicking, Marcy might be wearing jumbo-size tentacle mittens--and someone short and irresponsible is headed across camp with a saw.

SO WHAT SHENANIGANS ARE YOU UP TO THIS SATURDAY, CAMP?]

(( feel free to use this for any and all mingling purposes! I'LL BE AROUND ))

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[fuckseptember]

[knocking on the door and peeking in]

Hello?

[fuckseptember]

No, like traumatic childhood events, dysfunctional family, absentee father, bullying, coping with loss, coping with loss by murder, apocalypses, and feeling like an outsider.

...

I could keep going.

[drfeelgold]

[ wow there are so many things on that list I could tick off ]

Apocalypses? As in plural? Your universe sounds about as fun as mine.

[fuckseptember]

Yeah... several actually. And then the number gets doubled because there are two universes involved.

[drfeelgold]

Numerous near-apocalypses and a multiverse. Is it sad or just weird to find out you have that in common with someone?

[fuckseptember]

I'm starting to get used to it.

[drfeelgold]

I can't even count the number of times something like that has come up back home, and yet I'm still trying to get used to it. You haven't had any alien invasions somewhere in there too, have you?

[fuckseptember]

Not aliens, but we had shapeshifting soldiers from another universe.

[drfeelgold]

Oh hey, we've had something like that too! And maybe the aliens are just bidding their time, you know. Letting all the evil clones from a parallel universe have their fill, before they decide to touch down their spaceships.

[fuckseptember]

[teasing tone]

Why would you say that, Josh? Why would you hurt me?

[drfeelgold]

Hey, I can't help it if the truth hurts. Besides, it's important to be prepared for all eventualities right?

[fuckseptember]

I really don't want to deal with aliens. Be nice to me.

[drfeelgold]

But maybe you already have. Maybe they're already there.

[fuckseptember]

Oh.

Oh no.

[drfeelgold]

What are you going to do now, Peter? What are you going to do now?

[fuckseptember]

I'm gonna go find my friend Mordin who can't possibly be an alien despite the clearly alien characteristics. And I will ask him to hold my hand.