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[pchaaair]

[today, if you happen to be near the center of camp, you will find a troll wrapped up in christmas lights in the snow, along with a bunch of gorillas nearby.]

i AM SORRY THAT i COULD NOT HELP YOU DECORATE PROPERLY, gORILLAS,

[Slooooowing down for the night! I'll be back in full force tomorrow.]

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[waylaidvagrant]

[Oh goodness what are those delightful blinky things surrounding that boy? Some of them are the absolute loveliest shade of green...]

[pchaaair]

[Oh hey, maybe this dersite will help you! You've heard about the nice dersite in Camp.]

cOULD YOU POSSIBLY HELP ME,

[waylaidvagrant]

[You suppose you could do that. You nod and begin the process of untangling the chord from this fellow's enormous horns, pausing only for brief snacks along the way.]

[pchaaair]

uHH, i AM NOT SURE IF THOSE ARE EDIBLE,

[waylaidvagrant]

[Nonsense. You would never eat anything inedible.]

[pchaaair]

dO THEY TASTE GOOD, aT LEAST,

[waylaidvagrant]

[You shrug. They're okay, you guess.]

[pchaaair]

oH,
i GUESS THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW, aT LEAST,

[waylaidvagrant]

[You nod and continue the unraveling process. Oops, you accidentally yanked that snag around the horn harder than you meant to.]

[pchaaair]

[Ow, that sort of hurt.]

cOULD YOU POSSIBLY BE MORE CAREFUL,
mAYBE, sINCE THAT SORT OF HURTS,

[waylaidvagrant]

[You nod sheepishly and begin the process more carefully.]

[pchaaair]

tHANK YOU,
aND, i APPRECIATE YOUR HELP, sINCE THE GORILLAS DID NOT SEEM LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO HELP ME,

[waylaidvagrant]

[You give the boy a gentle pat on the head. You know how uncouth the gorillas can be.]

[pchaaair]

[You are glad that someone understands how awful the gorillas are.]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You have finally reached the cord strung around his hands. This should make his life easier.]

[pchaaair]

uM, tHANK YOU AGAIN FOR HELPING ME,