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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ you know those awesome little oranges you can peel? there are crates of them everywhere. ORANGES!!! ]

Comments

[aspeedydelivery]

[Idly trying to reconcile something nice like this against pretty much everything he's seen Camp do before.]

[aspeedydelivery]

That doesn't sound like someone who wants to perform their best.

[stillyouridol]

You're assuming that I want some kind of athletic performance.

[aspeedydelivery]

Or that you don't want to get fat.

[stillyouridol]

I watch my diet and am active enough without having to sweat or build muscle.

[Yuck]

[aspeedydelivery]

...

If you say so.

[stillyouridol]

I do. I have a very specific type to maintain and that doesn't include giant muscles or locker room bonding -- which is good because I think running and sports are incredibly boring.

[aspeedydelivery]

Speaking from your vast experience, no doubt.

[stillyouridol]

I know what I like, don't make it sound like a bad thing.

[aspeedydelivery]

[I can make adorable puppies sound like a bad thing.]

I wouldn't dream of it.

[stillyouridol]

Your attitude is terrible. You'll get wrinkles if you keep this up...

[aspeedydelivery]

I don't care.

[stillyouridol]

--What?

[comesquickly]

[eating a whole bunch of them in rapid succession]

[aspeedydelivery]

You seem to be enjoying those.

[comesquickly]

They're good!