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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today, in the fabled center of camp, there is a table with a big sparkling sign that says, very simply,

YOU'RE FREE!

Below the sign, on the table, is a neat stack of cards. This looks totally legit, right?]

(OOC: the cards, when taken, actually just turn into a sprig of mistletoe that hovers over your head and won't go away. :'D ENJOY)

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[unguilding]

These cards are turning into plants, Senri! Look!

[stillyouridol]

[OH GOD]

[unguilding]

[GOING OVER TO SHOW HIM--]

[unguilding]

[OH WHOOPS WHAT'S HAPPENING]

[stillyouridol]

[-MMPH!!]

[unguilding]

[once the ~effect of the force~ passes and he pulls away...]

--what just happened?

[stillyouridol]

[So... I am a terrible kisser. But my lips are soft?]

[Also there will be dramatic dropping to hands and knees AUUUUGH]

[unguilding]

[PROBABLY HAD SOME TONGUE IN THERE IDK]

[yeah Dio is just more confused about this rather than anything else and Senri's dramatic falls are not helping with that]

Senri?

[stillyouridol]

Why is everyone a good kisser?!?

[unguilding]

I don't even know why I just did that! I just wanted to show you the plant!

[stillyouridol]

[Using your long white robe thing to haul myself up]

I never get a say in these matters! Everyone always just walks up and shoves their tongues in my mouth! It's really shocking!!

[unguilding]

[oh my god]

I didn't do it on purpose!

But I didn't trip, either...

[stillyouridol]

You should be honored, kissing me.

[stillyouridol]

...Though it's still somewhat of a jolt to my system...

[unguilding]

I don't really care!

[glancing up to the mistletoe HMM]

Was it that...?

[stillyouridol]

[OW] --Hey!

It's mistletoe.