Let's Do the Christmas Time Warp

[tearsinnajar]

[In one corner of the Mess Hall, there is a ratty old couch placed in front of a rather old television. It's showing programs as old as it is.]

My word, look at everybody's hair.

[[mingleee etc]]

Comments

[ensorcells]

Apples and mayonnaise?

[tearsinnajar]

I'm concerned about the high percentage of recipes that call for Velveeta.

[ensorcells]

I didn't even know Kraft made preserves.

[tearsinnajar]

Neither did I. They really shouldn't go anywhere near melted cheese product.

[ensorcells]

And here I couldn't name a poorly animated Christmas special starring John Malkovich if you asked me before!

[tearsinnajar]

The '80's was a weird time.

[ensorcells]

Some of us don't like to be reminded.

[tearsinnajar]

Gotcha.

[ensorcells]

Certain things are best left in time.

[tearsinnajar]

That's very wise. Sometimes it's hard to figure out which parts need to be let go, though.

[ensorcells]

Scrunchies and shoulder pads can stay there.

[tearsinnajar]

And these perms.

[ensorcells]

I am fairly sure that I've only seen three different hairstyles for men so far.

[tearsinnajar]

That's true of just about any decade.

[ensorcells]

I think I can name at least five from the nineties.

[tearsinnajar]

Are we including mullets?