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[youschuldblame]

[in your favourite spot/chair. what do?]

[ooc: post could be used for anyone's counseling shenanigans, but I'll be around with all of mine until I fall asleep! my list is here. EDIT: passing out now! I'll pick up later ♥]

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[pandoraboxed]

[I'm just letting cats sleep on me. if I move they'll wake up. let me off the hook this time?]

[needsahandjob]

[NOPE just staring.]

What's your real name?

[pandoraboxed]

... what's that supposed to mean?

[needsahandjob]

Apparently you're counselling someone I know and your name is Earth. Did your parents hate you or something?

[pandoraboxed]

...

[s-snickers]

[needsahandjob]

Glad someone finds it funny.

[pandoraboxed]

I'm sure they would have named me differently, if I'd had any.

[needsahandjob]

So whoever named you sucked. Anyway, you're counselling Josh Foley.

[pandoraboxed]

[you just said humanity sucked]

Apparently.

[needsahandjob]

[HUMANITY IS WHY I DON'T HAVE HANDS.]

So I'm telling you that if you mess around with him, you'll answer to me.

[pandoraboxed]

[humanity is why I'm dying. you were saying?]

I'm not going to. I see no reason to mess around with people, no matter what. [even if you all mess around with me]

[needsahandjob]

[they killed off millions of mutants, bro. ALL OF MY FRIENDS.]

I'm holding you to that.

[pandoraboxed]

[sucks being different, doesn't it]

[picks up a kitten] I never harm life. Any life.

[needsahandjob]

Are we classified as life?

[pandoraboxed]

You're not really making sense. Define "we".

[needsahandjob]

Mutants. People who possess the X gene.